So yes, I'm actually feeling very tired and not very creative right now so I've kinda....sorta....maybe....decided to write a rant (BOOO! NOOO!! DON'T! oh that is so lame!) Ugh, I know, I know. You don't have to spell it out for me. Rants are lame. In a sense, bitching about something on the internet is one of the laziest things you can do with your creative writing time. It takes almost no skill. All you do is think about something you hate and then whine about it! It's the equivilant to a 2 year old screaming at a wall during a temper tantrum. But guess what! I've decided to ever so slightly redeem myself by rapping my rant!
Now, cut me some slack because I'm actually pretty sick of looking at this computer screen so it might be a bit rushed. So without further adu and excuses, here is my rant.
The Future: A Rant.
Everyday we waste an hour
When we brushin' our teef
When we jump in the shower
When we cookin our beef
But what I want to know is when our future is near
Will time be so clear
Still something we fear?
I always look at the clock and say "shit, 12:30"
There's no time to get dirty, not time to get nerdy
So I put away the smut and I put away the games
and I lay there awake until sleep comes and steals
Another body wheelin dreams like a movie theater reel.
Cause I got no time in my average day
Time to work time to play
Just to throw life away
Because life is what im buying but time is the cost
So lets remove the currency, relive the time that we've lost.
Everything I do takes my precious, sweet time
From waitin' in line to bustin this rhyme!
So now I sit and I ponder all the things that I'd do
If for one year or two, I had no time to lose.
Twelve hours sleep on a daily basis
My bed a brand new oasis, thanks to my new time stasis!
I could wake up and 6, and be asleep at 4
With time as my bitch I'm a total sleep whore.
I could pause the whole world and just walk around and see
What the people of earth tend to do without me.
Then I mess their shit up! I'm a time gangster bitch!
I'll slash all your tires! Make you strip nude!
Then I start time again and get your hairy ass sued!
Cause I got no time in my average day
Time to work time to play.
Just to throw life away
Because life is what i'm buying but time is the cost.
So let's remove the currency, relive the time that we've lost.
Time can go to shell! Cause the world is my oyster!
I make the men feel inferior and the ladies feel moister!
I don't have a watch cause i be father time!
I be bustin' a nut, while im bustin a rhyme!
I'll do anything I want cause time don't control me!
Long live my sick imagination as you'll so plainly see!
I'll brush my damn teef WHILE I piss in the shower!
Well I do that anyway, but now its LESS than an hour!
So you better watch out cause this time punk's got class!
One minute your driving your car, the next your sniffing his ass!
But for now its just a dream, but you better look out
If I get ahold of that power, I'll knock your ass out!
Cause I got no time in my average day
Time to work, time to play
Just to throw life away
Because life is what I'm buyin' but time is the cost
So let's remove the currency, relive the time that we've lost.
